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My friend Frank builds his solstice house

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I found Frank scuttering around in his digger churning up the sticky clay-laden mud. Picking my way through the furrows on my way to the site office, I had to swiftly dart for cover along with his hens and three cockerels as apparently he stops for no man, woman or chicken. I was dressed in a military-style jacket and beret, and looked very much like I had parachuted down into occupied France to inspect the trenches leaving my parachute dangling from a nearby tree. I didn’t actually parachute in but I was indeed there to inspect his trenches and was probably camouflaged on this grey day threatening even more rain.

Rain was not something Frank needed now. Three weeks ago he started digging having demolished his house. The trenches for the footings of his new house are almost finished and he has excavated a cavernous area which will serve as his basement. The rain is his enemy. Swathes of blue plastic weighted down with flints cover the site but he tells me that as soon as he has finished his beautifully dug trench, the water caves it in again. I would be pulling my hair out, Frank is still smiling.

He is going to build the house himself. The whole thing. He has the architect’s plans and the structural engineer’s drawings as well as two excellent labourers. I would be worried if anyone else was taking on a project like this, but Frank is someone who can do anything if he puts his inventive mind to it and I’m looking forward to seeing his house emerge from this Somme-like squelchiness.

It being winter, as more rain is forecast to fall this evening and the light will soon fade, I am loathe to take him away from his shoring up duties. But luckily for me there is a tea break on the horizon and a window of opportunity to ask him some questions.
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How to build a site manager out of a fussy middle aged woman and a Pot Noodle – husbands and subcontractors take note.

  1. Make sure she has knee pads (with Velcro fasteners)  How about these?
  2. Make sure she has steel toecap boots
  3. Keep an emergency Pot Noodle in the site office
  4. Give her a kettle, teabags, some milk and a mouse-proof container
  5. Never attempt to put fish tins on her rubble pile
  6. Buy her draught-proof clothing
  7. Buy her waterproof clothing
  8. Sing to her
  9. Tell her some jokes when she looks upset –  You could have this book handy.
  10. Don’t tell her jokes when she looks a bit miffed
  11. Don’t ignore the red and white barrier tape around her trees
  12. Don’t tell porkies
  13. Admire her choice of bucket colour – this Jewson one looks nice.
  14. Remark how tidy her site office shed looks
  15. Don’t let on she has hat hair

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You can buy this fussy site manager’s book Mud & Marriage – A Housebuilding Adventure from Amazon.co.uk in paperback or on Kindle or from this website.